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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He would make sure you’re okay and get you some water, and lay back down with you and doze off. If he had a break that day, he would get himself clean and give you a rag to clean yourself with as well.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On him it would have to be his eyes you know since his clan and all, and he really likes how juicy your lips are and how they look when you smile.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum basically)
His cum comes out in thin spurts and it’s stringy. He normally c*ms on the sheets or in a condom if he has any on him.
D = Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He wants to try out waxplay with his fireball jutsu, but he realizes how risky that is. (I’m running out of material okay? 😭)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Despite him being charming to all those girls in the past, he never focused on having sex. All those years that man spent it entirely on getting revenge.
F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
He likes when he’s on top as his hands rest on your sides while you rest your hands around his neck almost like this one but in a bed.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
This is Sasuke we’re talking about here so he is with no doubt serious. He does chuckle though sometimes if he’s punishing you if you need to learn a lesson or if you’re roleplaying a certain scenario.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
There are some straight trimmed jet black hairs around his pelvis.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)
Well since he’s matured after so long, he’s more tender natured than when he was younger. He takes his time pleasuring you and prepping when you first begin sex. The only cases this doesn’t occur is if you want him to dominate you like if you’re roleplaying.
J = Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)
Unsurprisingly he doesn’t really do it much because he feels no need to, unless he needs to release some pent up energy.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Overstimulation, dom/sub, bondage, light choking, and marking like hickeys
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Pretty much anywhere around the house since you guys have your own privacy anyway unless you have guests.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
It may sound unusual, but he gets turned on when you’re confident. It could be you flaunting your body in the mirror in a new outfit he saw you eyeing just the other day that shows off your curves, and he instantly gets hard seeing you happy in your body and posing seductively.
N = NO (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Something he wouldn’t do that would be hard for him personally is being more fully opened with you. A turn off would be brat taming because he isn’t fond with having a partner that acts childish and bratty.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Either or is fine with him, he likes to alternate days though. One day if he’s had a long day on a mission he’d come home to you laying in your shared bed, he sits on the edge and lets out a deep sigh while you slowly get up from the bed and pull his pants and boxers down telling him to relax and you stuff his length in your mouth teasingly, a grunt leaving his lips. When he eats you out, he’d buried his face in your c*nt, his tongue swirling around your bud while you throw your head back with a long moan and push him further in.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
His thrusts are slow and rough. He only speeds up a bit if you ask nicely.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)
Although he isn’t too fond of them, he doesn’t mind having a quickie. He knows he hardly gets to be alone with you due to being a ninja and all and having missions to complete, so sometimes his best bet is to go for a quickie. He pins you against a wall while planting kisses on your neck and slowly smacking lips with yours.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)
He doesn’t want to experiment unless you keep bugging him, only then will he finally give in. He doesn’t plan on taking risks either if it puts you two at harm, or if someone sees, although he wouldn’t really care too much about that.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Since he’s typically busy he could potentially go around 2 rounds at the most.
T = Toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He currently doesn’t have any, but he’d be willing to try new things out and buy some if you bring it to his attention.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Yeah he loves to tease you. If you teased him first then he’s gonna get payback and edge you until you say you’re sorry and he feels you’ve learned your lesson.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s moaning, cursing and grunting, so I would say he’s certainly loud.
W = Wild Card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He’s not expressive with his words, so he uses small indications of intimacy such as when you two are alone, he’ll subtly wrap his arm around you or buy you something that you were eyeing at the store the next day.
X = X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
His dick has veins, uncut and a pinkish tip. It’s around 6 inches.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Low because he stays busy a lot and he doesn’t have lots of time to think of sex.
Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He normally falls asleep after you two finish up because he stays so busy.
