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Naruto added 13 people to “Narutos biggest fans”
Naruto: welcome all
Lee: thank you Naruto!
Neji: why did you include me in this
Neji left the group
Ino: yes group chat!
Kiba: me when I’m rizzing up your mom
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Tenten: KIBA WHAT
Naruto: offensive
Kiba: 🤭🤭
Choji: honestly kind of real of you kiba
Ino: Choji????
Choji: I said what I said
Sasuke: Who are all these people?
Naruto: what you mean sasuke you know literally everyone in this chat
Sasuke: I do not for example who is kiba or choji?
Sasuke: and ino?
Kiba huhhhhh??????
Choji: we’ve went to school together our whole lives?
Sasuke: no??
Ino: sasuke when he thinks he’s cool
Lee: sasuke have you lost your memory? I have just the solution for this I’m on my way!
Sasuke: do not come to my house!
Kiba: ha that’s what you get
Naruto: woof woof woof woof
Sasuke: literally what was that?
Naruto: kiba impression
Ino: ok pop off queen that was so accurate
Kiba: what?? Guys 😔
Naruto: howlllll howlll woof woof woof bark bark bark
Ino: wow I’m not sure which one is really kiba
Lee: ino it says kibas name above his texts! Do you need me to come over and show you? I’m on my way!
Ino: ??
Naruto: I thought you were going to sasukes house Lee
Lee: he said no 🙁
Ino: don’t listen to him Lee go get em
Lee: I do not want to invade his personal bubble 🫧
Naruto: wait you guys I have an idea
Ino: share
Naruto: we should do impressions of each other and like, like guess who yk what I mean
Ino: wait yes that would be so good
Kiba: I don’t like this idea very much :(
Ino: kiba you text like a girl
Kiba: ino :(
Choji: wait he kinda does
Lee: kiba do not fret! Text messages don’t have genders! Ally ✊
Tenten: Lee what?? 😭
Tenten added Neji to the group
Neji: tenten why did you add me to this?
Tenten: because it’s funny
Naruto: ok ok ok guys guys guys
Tenten: what what what
Naruto: let’s do the impressions now I already went I did kiba who’s next
Tenten: oh that does sound kinda fun
Ino: ok I’ll go
Ino: I love the darkness and the darkness only it is all that lies within me 🖤
Sakura: sasuke
Sasuke: I hate you
Ino: right you are Sakura ;)
Sasuke: both of you
Lee: sasuke you should not fill your heart with hate!
Sakura: yeah sasuke stop with the hater behavior
Sai: What is this?
Ino: sai!!! Sai appearance!! 📸
Sai: How do I leave?
Ino: no saiiiiii don’t leave
Naruto: NO ONE TELL HIM HOW TO LEAVE
Neji: tenten can I leave now
Lee: Neji please stay
Tenten: yeah Neji please stay
Neji: fine
Sai: How do I leave?
Shikamaru: like this
Shikamaru left the group
Sai: How did you do that?
Naruto: Shikamaru noooooo *dies*
Tenten: NARUTO WHAT
Tenten: DIES??
Lee: OH NO! NARUTO I AM ON MY WAY! I WILL SAVE YOU!
Naruto: *dead noises*
Sasuke: finally
Lee: NO NARUTO
Naruto: *my ghost* youuu muuust bring back shikamaruuuu
Lee: SOMEONE BRING BACK SHIKAMARU
sasuke: no one bring back Shikamaru let Naruto stay dead
Lee: NO SASUKE WE CANNOT JUST LET NARUTO DIE LIKE THIS
Tenten added Shikamaru
Naruto: I’m alive!
Lee: THANKYOU TENTEN
tenten: no problem Lee
Shikamaru: stop I just wanna take a nap
Naruto: don’t leave me Shikamaru
Ino added Temari to the group
Shikamaru: stop Naruto
Naruto: Shikamaru pls don’t leave me! What about the kids 👧 👶
Temari: oh?
Choji: ha
Shikamaru: shut up
Temari: Shikamaru you didn’t tell me you had kids
Shikamaru: not you too Temari
Naruto: he does have kids my kids and he just left us!
Temari: I don’t know if I can be involved with you anymore Shikamaru
Temari: not when you would abandon your own children like that
Gaara: you are breaking up with Shikamaru? I thought you loved him
Temari: STOP
Shikamaru: ha
Choji: awww Shikamarus in love
Shikamaru: shut up
Temari: ha
Naruto: Shikamaru you love another? How could you 👧👶🥺
Temari: know what Shikamaru leave Naruto and your kids and run away with me
Shikamaru: anything for you
Choji: awwww
Ino: awwww
Kiba: 🥹
Naruto: Shikamaru how could you
Shikamaru: 🤷
Naruto: *dies*
Sasuke: good
Naruto: I’m gonna haunt you
Sasuke: no you’re not
Naruto: I am
Sasuke: I’m leaving
Naruto: sasuke noooo
Lee: please do not leave! I do not want Naruto to die again
Sasuke: sounds like a great reason to leave
Naruto: :(
Sai: How do I leave?
Ino: no escape
Gaara: I understand
Ino: ??
Temari: Gaara that’s so emo of you
Shikamaru: ^^
Gaara: ok you shop at hottopic?
Temari: so do you??
Gaara: it’s different
Temari: how?
Gaara: you think it makes you cool. It thinks I’m cool
Ino: eighth grade behavior
Temari: ^^
Gaara: 😠
Shikamaru: guys watch out he’s angry
Gaara: you’re next Shikamaru
Shikamaru: ohhhh 😨
Shikamaru: 🥱
Naruto: nooo not my beloved pls Gaara spare him and take kiba instead!
Kiba: what????
Kiba: Naruto 🥺
